Dear Pieass.
Dude, you suck. Really. Fuck off back to the hole you crawled out off. NOW. Insulting other members without good cause or reason is just lame, and if you can’t comment constructively stay away from creativity. Oh, and don’t think about throwing that back at me, I have just cause and reason: you are a Troll.
If you don’t I shall warn your ass to the point of banishment, or else make your spacefem life a living hell until you get the message to fuck the hell off.
Thank you and have a nice day [/sarcasm]

Dear Lost Process,
Where do you get off being such a lame jackass? Seriously. I mean, sure you have lysdexia, but that doesn’t account for your hideously short attention span. So what gives you the right to constantly disrupt out DnD sessions, then leave in the middle of them? Maybe if you concentrated and listened for once you would understand what was going on and not feel so alienated, bored or whatever.
Oh yeah, and you can be slightly amusing, but mainly people are laughing at you, not with you cuz you aren’t funny. Though I will admit you are a master of driving a joke into the ground then beating it with a mallet until it’s well and truly dead.
Or maybe you have some kind of problem with us, the people who loosely call themselves your mates [I say loosely cuz you aren't going to have us much longer if you carry on like this]? Or maybe it’s with the game? If so, then why don’t you talk to us, dumbass? Nothing gets solved if you don’t say something.
The thing is we’ve seen you play this stunt before, the same cycle over again: Everything is fine, then you find a new addiction/ obsession to be an asshole about, which almost loses you all your mates. Then you claim everyone hates you [not that sometimes that's not true] and you hide away for a couple of months doing fuck-all. Then you come back, pretending like you were never an asshole to us, expecting us to take you back, and for our sins, we do cuz we actually kinda like you.
So here’s the deal: stop arseing around and playing these stupid games and pissing everyone off. If you have something to say to us, just say it.

☮&♥