to participate in that most English of traditions, I will now consume Tea and Cake together 
God I love apple cake. My mum’s the best 
In other news, some girls at work have decided to start calling me Tim. *rolls eyes* Whatever. So tomorrow, when they say ‘Thanks Tim.’ I’m thinking of responding, ‘That’s okay Alan’ or something…
But back to the other news:
Cake! :D
☮&♥
