Thank you for living a short, but happy life. Thank you for then, at the end of that life, giving up your tender flesh that I might cook it and enjoy it. I want you to know that your flesh was very flavourful, lean and full of your once lively blood which I will use to saturate my chips in a moment. I enjoyed consuming your flesh very much and so, thank you cow. Thank you very much for this slice of your butt I just ate.

☮&♥