Shit faced, weenie hugging, jack-assed cunt fucking, scrotum buggering violatory drek monkeys!

Hi, Can you tell I’m angry?

I’m afraid that your [contract] is still with the Directors for signing. They have unfortunately not been available this week to do our [Swaything Housing Association's] signing, but I am hopeful that this will be done next week

Next week? Next FRAGGING week! We were expecting to have completed the sale by now and to be MOVING IN next week, or at least have the keys to move in.

Sorry everyone, but I’m guessing by the way things are going, it’ll be the end of october by the time we can move…

Sodding barstard fucking cunt-faced weasil scum.

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