Archive for April, 2011

1000 posts

It has suddenly, and quite shockingly, come to my attention that this will be my one thousandth post.

I bought the doman druidx.co.uk in 2002, around 9 years ago. I don’t think I have any images of that first site, but I do recall it was as bear bones as possible, using tables to organize the page, and purple.

 

 

First iteration of the site. Img thanks to WayBackMachine.

I know I did a couple of redesigns, still working on the tables theory until a couple of years later when Dark knocked me up a simple php Content Management System and then introduced me to Cascading Style Sheets. I still have the (19!) designs for those lingering around my hard drives, in various states of functionality.

The site lapsed into disrepair for a few years after that, while I used 20six.co.uk as my blogging engine on a separate site. A year or so after that 20six was talking of closure and a load of my readers, and people I read, from there departed so I did too, finding b2 as a proper CMS. I still don’t think I’ve quite finished exporting all my posts from 20six to my own site…

Anyway I used b2 until they announced that they wouldn’t develop it any more so I swapped to b2evolution as suggested. And I used that until recently, when I just got fed up of the spam capture not working.

So now, as of 2011, I’m on worpress. Part of me wishes I’d used it from the beginning, as Dark suggested to me, but part of me is glad I had that experience of working from the ground up. It’s been interesting, recording everything I’ve been up to, with the interwebs watching me go from a child to a woman seeing how I’ve changed. I hope I’ll continue it for years to come, when my kids have kids, and maybe blogs of their own.

So here’s to the next 1000 posts. Live long and prosper ✌

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Ahoy, everyone! I am Glenna, and I am new to both WordPress and Dru’s blog, though both are proving to be quite lovely. I’m here as part of Asheyna’s Sisterhood of the Traveling Blog, and hopefully, I do her, Dru, and WordPress some justice.

And so we begin:

Perhaps the best example of and for women is a man. Specifically, man who portrays a woman for a few giggles on YouTube. That man is Liam Kyle Sullivan, the actor who brain-birthed Web sensations Kelly, Mother Grandma, and Aunt Susan Walker on his YouTube Channel.

On the Font of Necessary Knowledge known as Wikipedia, Kelly is described as “a stereotypical blonde teenage American girl. She doesn’t care about much besides her mundane desires and often has intense (even violent) mood swings.” Women get that everywhere: shoe-shopping, hormone-driven crazy. It was on Scrubs last night. It will be on some other show later. It is a stereotype, and thus, cannot be killed no matter how many harpoons ands grenades and sparkly vampires you throw at it.

I’m not here to debunk the myth that women are crazy and love shoe shopping (because I can personally attest to both); I’m here to say that stereotypes have been around for awhile. That’s how they got to be stereotypes. And we use them all the time; if in every thought and interaction we had, we attached all of life’s and humanity’s vastness and depth and complexity, we’d operate on the same speed as a 2002 e-Machine desktop infested with malware (it takes twenty minutes to load 3 incoming emails, dammit). We need stereotypes. We need clean, simple, and efficient to function. A few people in our lives will be worth knowing, knowing for everything they are and aren’t and fail to be and aspire to become. A few people, a handful in the history of the world, have successfully managed to accept everyone for who they are, accept life for what it is, and devoted their lives to spreading that love.

All of those people were killed.

But then, we have artists. Since people have been scribbling on cave walls, every culture everywhere in all time has had artists. Artists aren’t killed as often as, say, revolutionaries and missionaries and what have you, because artists do not set out to change the world. Artists are flawed people, because artists are real people. Artists are portrayed as drunk, angry, brooding people who burn in the sunlight (I am not here to debunk that myth, because I can personally attest to most of it. As for the ‘drunk,’ I have no comment.). But artists are born with an amazing amount of empathy, which is what allows a person to cope with the vastness and depth and complexity of the world around them. Artists usually do not take up much with change, because they’re so busy trying to create a lasting work: a sculpture, a cathedral, a novel, a portrait, the wheel. In the face of complexity, vastness, depth, and an ever-moving world, it is the calling of an artist to capture the world in a snapshot so that the rest of us can better understand all the truth behind it.

For example, they try and get a message across in a blog post without speaking in Bumper Sticker.

So, when Liam Kyle Sullivan portrays a stereotypical blond teenage American girl, he’s portraying a stereotype, but he is also taking the steps toward empathy. Kelly, herself, is a shining beacon of acceptance. Her best friend’s a vampire. Her aunt is a butch. Her family is unaccepting, and (thus) seventy-nine-billion times more unhappy and dysfunctional than she is.  In the video ‘Shoes,’ the catchiest of songs and the simplest of concepts, a bitchy saleswoman makes a comment about Kelly’s shoe size, denying her the pair she most wants. Kelly’s response was to politely tell the woman she was being rude (actually, she said ‘F–k you,’ which was very polite next to the shitstorm I would have unleashed). And in that simple exchange you have all the truths of disappointment, societal outlook on size and shape, girl-on-girl cruelty, and a small comment on the struggle of women, hidden inside a stereotype.

Perhaps my favorite lesson from Kelly comes from her interview with Aunt Susan Walker, where she segues the conversation from Susan’s latest country album to the movie She’s All That. Wisely, Kelly points that all ‘she’ did to become ‘that’ was remove her glasses, and then says, “They should have called it She’s Already That.”

We fight against stereotypes, because often they are used cruely. We fight against labels because we don’t want to be summed up in a few short words when we are people, dammit. But stereotypes and human dipshittery are timeless and undying; the good news is, so is empathy, and there is never a shortage of people who live by it. Artists employ it, because that is their art. But maybe it is in our best interests to slow down for a moment and see that all we are and are not, all we fail and aspire to be, all our depth and complexity is already here and always has been; all we have to do is accept it.

*** Glenna, The Blue Lipstick Samurai ***

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Sisterhood of the Travelling Blog

This is a new thing I’m getting involved in with Ashey. You can check out my first post over on Adri’s Blog, and if you’re interested in getting involved, check out the intro post at Ashey’s Blog

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LOLzorz

A spam comment:

insomnia help wrote:
So true, with so much to learn and think of. Thanks !!!

On post:

Darkliquid [The drink]

 

Oh this made me giggle so much. Silly spam bot is silly.

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There ain’t no flies on us!

There ain’t no flies on us!
There ain’t no flies on us!
There might be flies on some of you guides,
But there ain’t no flies on us!

Split the ‘singers’ (since this is more chanted than sung) into two, works well with patrols or even companies. The two sides then speak this at each other in turns, each side getting louder until a leader calls a halt but saying louder than everyone, ‘there’s flies on all you guides, so shush!’

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Three Speckled Little Frogs

Three little speckled frogs,
Sat on a rotten log,
Eating the most delicious flies (yum, yum!)
One jumped into the pool,
Where it was nice and cool,
Then there were only 2

(Repeat untill no frogs remain)

Tune coming soon!

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Darkliquid [The drink]

Since the original post regarding this subject has been lost into the aether, I felt it my duty to remind the world of this… substance.

Darkliquid is a drink that was created by a person of the same alias, back in 1999. Dark [the person] being allergic to alcohol was searching for a way to have fun with his friends without this particular substance. One dark night, he and some friends experimented with caffeinated stuff and created Darkliquid.

Over the years, darkliquid has been rehashed time and time again by nearly everyone we know, with different substances used in place of others, and no two batches ever come out the same. Below is the basic recipe, followed by all the substitutions we’ve used.
But first:

—————– !WARNING! —————–

Due to the really stupidly high concentrations of caffeine, sugar and other chemicals found in darkliquid, it can be very dangerous for your health. Therefore this recipe is provided only for amusement purposes only. If you decide to make darkliquid and experience any of the negative side effects listed below, it’s your own stupid fault and we are not liable for any illness or death as a result of drinking darkliquid.

—————– !WARNING! —————–

Known side effects

  • Headaches
  • Dizziness
  • Loose bowels
  • Excessive flatulence
  • Heart palpitations
  • Disturbed sleeping patterns
  • Insomnia
  • Increased jumpiness
  • Paranoia
  • Nightmares

This is by no means a definitive list, only what we have experienced during 7 years of drinking darkliquid.

Average quantities based on basic recipe

Caffine: 5.35g
Sugar: 113.95g
Taurine: 0.90g

Basic Recipe

96 ProPlus tablets, ground into a fine power
500ml of soda stream cola concentrate
1lt energy drink, such as Kick or Red Bull
500ml normal cola

Mix all ingredients in an empty 2lt soda bottle. Leave to settle for a while. Consume within about 6 months.

Substitutions

Instead of ProPlus, use pure caffeine or guarana tablets that can be obtained from a heath food shop.
Instead of 500ml of normal coke, use more energy drink or fruit squash concentrate, like Vimpto.
Instead of [or as well as] soda stream concentrate, use skyrocket syrup.

This recipe is provided under the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike licence

If you use this recipe, as it is or with additions or substitutions, please let us know how it turned out, and if you did anything crazy while under the influence!

 

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Omlette of Sickness [-2]

Part five of the recipes that I’ve collected while living at Geek Coalition HQ. All of these are incredibly easy, mostly suited to student/ bachelor living, and some of them are even good for you [maybe].

This is great if you want to get out of something for the next couple of days…

Take 4 eggs. Slice and dice lots of random things and add to eggs. Fry. Fail to flip correctly. Eat before completly cooked.

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S’Goop, a la Dru

Part four of the recipes that I’ve collected while living at Geek Coalition HQ. All of these are incredibly easy, mostly suited to student/ bachelor living, and some of them are even good for you [maybe].

A tin chopped tomatoes, tin tomato soup, tin spam [cubed], tin sweetcorn, small tin potatoes, 1 med Leek [sliced]

Add chopped tomatoes and tomato soup to pan with potatoes and leak. Bring to boil, then simmer. Add everything else. Season with plenty of Worcestershire sauce and herbs.

 

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Riceables and Smeanp

Part three of the recipes that I’ve collected while living at Geek Coalition HQ. All of these are incredibly easy, mostly suited to student/ bachelor living, and some of them are even good for you [maybe].

Boil rice with sliced pac-choi, leaks and carrot. At the same time, heat baked beans, chopped tomatoes with chopped corned beef, mushrooms, spam and garlic. Apply libberal amounts of Worcestershire sauce, herbs and other seasonings.

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