Our Sergeant Major

Our Sergeant Major

Our Sargent Major jumped from 40 thousand feet,
Our Sergeant Major jumped from 40 thousand feet,
Our Sergeant Major jumped from 40 thousand feet,
and he ain’t gonna jump no more!

Chorus Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die
when you’re hanging from knickers and you don’t know how to fly!
Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die
and he ain’t gonna jump no more!

They scraped him off the runway like a blob of strawberry jam x3
and he ain’t gonna jump no more!
Chorus
They put him in a jam-jar, and sent him home to mum x3
and he ain’t gonna jump no more!
Chorus
She put him on the mantle-piece for everyone to see x3
and he ain’t gonna jump no more!
Chorus

Sung to the tune of ‘Glory, Glory Hallelujah’. There are at least three more verses, but I can’t remember them.
[To listen to the tune, click Here]

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