Oh, I’d never go to Heaven

Oh, I’d never go to Heaven

Leader: Oh I’d never go to heaven,
Group: Oh I’d never go to heaven,
Leader: In a jumbo jet,
Group: In a jumbo jet,
Leader: Cuz the Lord ain’t got,
Group: Cuz the Lord ain’t got,
Leader: no runways yet!
Group: no runways yet!
Everyone: Oh I’d never go to heaven,
In a jumbo jet,
Cuz the Lord ain’t got,
no runways yet!

Chorus I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more!
I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord,
I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord,
I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more! Any more!

Oh I’d never go to heaven in a baked bean tin, cuz a baked bean tin’s got baked beans in.
Oh I’d never go to heaven in a biscuit tin, cuz a biscuit tin’s got baked beans in.
Oh I’d never go to heaven in [name of guider]’s car, cuz [name of guider]’s car wouldn’t get that far.
Oh I’d never go to heaven in [name of large guider]’s bra, cuz [name of large guider]’s bra would streach too far.

Alternate chorus
I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more!
I ain’t gonna grieve,
I ain’t gonna swear,
I ain’t gonna *gasp* You wouldn’t dare!
I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more! Any more!

Each line in the verse is sung by a leader and the rest of the group follows. This way, anyone who has an idea for a verse can sing it. The verses here are mearly suggestions, there are plenty more.

[To listen to the tune, click Here]

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