The lavatory Cleaner

The lavatory Cleaner

My Father’s a lavatory cleaner,
He works in the loo’s all day long,
and when he comes home in the evenings
he smells of the smell of –

Chorus Shine your buttons with Brasso,
‘Tis only ten guineas a tin [a tin!]
You can buy it or chav it from woolies [oxfam]
but I doubt if they got any in!

Some say he did die of a seazure
Some say he did die of a fit,
but we all know what he did die of
he died of the smell of –

Chorus

Some say he was buried in gravel
some say he was burried in grit
but we know what he was buried in,
a steaming great pile of –

Chorus

Some say he did leave us a fortune,
Some say he did leave us a bit
but we all know what he did leave us,
he left us ten barrels of –

[To listen to the tune, click Here]

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