Darkliquid [The drink]

Darkliquid [The drink]

Since the original post regarding this subject has been lost into the aether, I felt it my duty to remind the world of this… substance.

Darkliquid is a drink that was created by a person of the same alias, back in 1999. Dark [the person] being allergic to alcohol was searching for a way to have fun with his friends without this particular substance. One dark night, he and some friends experimented with caffeinated stuff and created Darkliquid.

Over the years, darkliquid has been rehashed time and time again by nearly everyone we know, with different substances used in place of others, and no two batches ever come out the same. Below is the basic recipe, followed by all the substitutions we’ve used.
But first:

—————– !WARNING! —————–

Due to the really stupidly high concentrations of caffeine, sugar and other chemicals found in darkliquid, it can be very dangerous for your health. Therefore this recipe is provided only for amusement purposes only. If you decide to make darkliquid and experience any of the negative side effects listed below, it’s your own stupid fault and we are not liable for any illness or death as a result of drinking darkliquid.

—————– !WARNING! —————–

Known side effects

  • Headaches
  • Dizziness
  • Loose bowels
  • Excessive flatulence
  • Heart palpitations
  • Disturbed sleeping patterns
  • Insomnia
  • Increased jumpiness
  • Paranoia
  • Nightmares

This is by no means a definitive list, only what we have experienced during 7 years of drinking darkliquid.

Average quantities based on basic recipe

Caffine: 5.35g
Sugar: 113.95g
Taurine: 0.90g

Basic Recipe

96 ProPlus tablets, ground into a fine power
500ml of soda stream cola concentrate
1lt energy drink, such as Kick or Red Bull
500ml normal cola

Mix all ingredients in an empty 2lt soda bottle. Leave to settle for a while. Consume within about 6 months.

Substitutions

Instead of ProPlus, use pure caffeine or guarana tablets that can be obtained from a heath food shop.
Instead of 500ml of normal coke, use more energy drink or fruit squash concentrate, like Vimpto.
Instead of [or as well as] soda stream concentrate, use skyrocket syrup.

This recipe is provided under the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike licence

If you use this recipe, as it is or with additions or substitutions, please let us know how it turned out, and if you did anything crazy while under the influence!

 

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