Obligatory rant about sex organs

I get the excessive bleeding, it doesn’t bother me that much any more. I don’t even really mind the occasional aches ana pains. But what I hate is the cramps.

I know my cramps aren’t as bad as other people’s, especially not those on the pill, but still. They turn up at the most annoying times, like when I’m stood in the middle of the road. That’s really not the best place to want to curl up and die from an excessively painful tummy cramp.

Stupid female genitalia.