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The lavatory Cleaner

The lavatory Cleaner

My Father’s a lavatory cleaner, He works in the loo’s all day long, and when he comes home in the evenings he smells of the smell of – Chorus Shine your buttons with Brasso, ‘Tis only ten guineas a tin [a tin!] You can buy it or chav it from woolies [oxfam] but I doubt if they got any in! Some say he did die of a seazure Some say he did die of a fit, but we all know…

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Oh, I’d never go to Heaven

Oh, I’d never go to Heaven

Leader: Oh I’d never go to heaven, Group: Oh I’d never go to heaven, Leader: In a jumbo jet, Group: In a jumbo jet, Leader: Cuz the Lord ain’t got, Group: Cuz the Lord ain’t got, Leader: no runways yet! Group: no runways yet! Everyone: Oh I’d never go to heaven, In a jumbo jet, Cuz the Lord ain’t got, no runways yet! Chorus I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more! I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord, I ain’t…

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Our Sergeant Major

Our Sergeant Major

Our Sargent Major jumped from 40 thousand feet, Our Sergeant Major jumped from 40 thousand feet, Our Sergeant Major jumped from 40 thousand feet, and he ain’t gonna jump no more! Chorus Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die when you’re hanging from knickers and you don’t know how to fly! Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die and he ain’t gonna jump no more! They scraped him off the runway like a blob of strawberry jam x3…

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My Flannel Nighty

My Flannel Nighty

I wear my flannel nighty in the summer when it hot, I wear my pink pajamas in the winter when its not, and some times in the spring time and some times in the fall, I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all! That’s the time you ought to see me, That’s the time you ought to see me, That’s the time you ought to see me, when I jump into my little bed with nothing on…

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