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The lavatory Cleaner

The lavatory Cleaner

My Father’s a lavatory cleaner, He works in the loo’s all day long, and when he comes home in the evenings he smells of the smell of – Chorus Shine your buttons with Brasso, ‘Tis only ten guineas a tin [a tin!] You can buy it or chav it from woolies [oxfam] but I doubt if they got any in! Some say he did die of a seazure Some say he did die of a fit, but we all know…

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Oh, I’d never go to Heaven

Oh, I’d never go to Heaven

Leader: Oh I’d never go to heaven, Group: Oh I’d never go to heaven, Leader: In a jumbo jet, Group: In a jumbo jet, Leader: Cuz the Lord ain’t got, Group: Cuz the Lord ain’t got, Leader: no runways yet! Group: no runways yet! Everyone: Oh I’d never go to heaven, In a jumbo jet, Cuz the Lord ain’t got, no runways yet! Chorus I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more! I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord, I ain’t…

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Our Sergeant Major

Our Sergeant Major

Our Sargent Major jumped from 40 thousand feet, Our Sergeant Major jumped from 40 thousand feet, Our Sergeant Major jumped from 40 thousand feet, and he ain’t gonna jump no more! Chorus Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die when you’re hanging from knickers and you don’t know how to fly! Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die and he ain’t gonna jump no more! They scraped him off the runway like a blob of strawberry jam x3…

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My Flannel Nighty

My Flannel Nighty

I wear my flannel nighty in the summer when it hot, I wear my pink pajamas in the winter when its not, and some times in the spring time and some times in the fall, I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all! That’s the time you ought to see me, That’s the time you ought to see me, That’s the time you ought to see me, when I jump into my little bed with nothing on…

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Maybe

Maybe

This one was written somewhen in 1999. V1. Maybe some day I’ll find some one, Some one to hold me close, Never let me go, And every day he’ll say, “I love you, And I’ll never let you go” V2. Maybe some day I’ll find the one, The one who will love me, For ever, And every day he’ll say, “I love you, And I always will…” V3. Maybe some day I’ll find the man, The man who’ll make my…

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We’re only human

We’re only human

V1. Nobody ever listens to us, Even though we’re the guys that they trust, To do things right, So when we don’t, they all ask ‘Why?’ But we tell them: Chorus. We’re not machines, We’re only human, We can’t do every thing right, We ain’t correct, All the time. V2. If we get something wrong, Nobody ever forgets, If we get something right, Nobody ever remembers, So we tell them: Chorus V3. So just spare a thought for us, Every…

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What if?

What if?

What if I’m wrong? What if I’m right? Would you forgive me? Would you put up a fight? If I asked for your protection, Would you give it willingly? Respond without a question, How sure do you need to be? What if I’m wrong? What if I’m right? Would you protect me? Would you put up that fight? When I so need your friendship Will you open up to me? Will you comfort and hold me? Can you keep the…

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I’m going were the free birds fly

I’m going were the free birds fly

This is actually a song, written with the help of one Bath Sims at Greenbelt in 2000. I’m going were the free birds fly, High up in the open sky, I’m gonna let my soul fly free, forever and eternity I’m going where the free fish swim, Away from all that noise and din, Gonna dive down to the depths, to see if I can clear that mess I’m going were the worms do crawl, Were there’s silence; no noise…

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